Sunday, March 18, 2007

My Dog is Killing Me

Killing Me Softly by Roberta Flack - lyrics changed by CindyS

Killing me softly with his gas,
Killing me softly with toots,
Killing me softly with deadlies,
Killing me softly,
With his gas,
Killing me softly,
With his farts.
Killing me softly
With his flatulence.


I heard he was a good dog,
I heard he had some gas,
And so I sat with nose plugs
And still my breath couldn't last.
So now I've left the building,
Yet the stank still lingers.


Killing me softly with his gas,
Killing me softly with toots,
Killing me softly with deadlies,
Killing me softly,
With his gas,
Killing me softly,
With his farts.
Killing me softly
With his flatulence.





Your welcome.

2 comments:

ames said...

LMAO!! Oh man, when Max lets one rip, I feel like I'm going to asphyxiate. Cody's must be pretty bad. LOL

ReneeW said...

OMG, Cindy, you are so damn funny. And talented. Who knew you could write poetry.