Woohoo!!! It's Fixed and It Wasn't Me!!!

There she be!! I finally got a picture posted (and it just happened without me doing anything so I'm going out on a limb and saying it wasn't me - this time)!

I won this award from Kate Rothwell. The idea was to pretend snark about a book you didn't like. Something just a few sentences long. Now, there was a little something you could do to get bonus points and it was to use Lemur in your snark. You can go and see what I wrote to win such a wonderful piece of art.

Did you go and read? Yep, won by over using the word Lemur. Hey sometimes you have to stack the deck ;)

Since I will never win a Smart Bitch title I will happily display my snarkiness for all to see.

Now, this is where I must apologize - I'll put it in big font in case you're all just browsing and think, 'I don't care about Lemurs' and go to move on.

I'm Sorry For Being Such An Ass!

Yep, there I go, thinking I'm all that! Can you believe that I thought creating a blog template would be, if not easy, something I could do without my brain trying to jump ship? I'm one of those people who rarely, if ever, reads a manual and I thought that just futzing around with the jpeg files would change my blog.

Uh, no.

I'm not going to drop the idea although I do suggest you get used to the scenery here.

For those of you who have created your own blog templates or have managed to even tweak one, I bow before you, humbled by your ability.

Now, if only I could inject myself with the information I need to create a template. Like in The Matrix. Seriously. Living in a computer generated world would rock if you could just download what you need to know. My mouth waters at the idea of knowing how to cook something besides the same old, same old.

Actually, screw that, I want that thing on Star Trek that creates what you want in like a millisecond.

Damn. I'm hungry.